- 1000 WAYS TO DIE PATCH
- 1000 WAYS TO DIE PROFESSIONAL
1000 WAYS TO DIE PATCH
Jennifer - Using a carrot as a sex toy, a rough patch slices her insides and creates an air bubble which goes to her heart, suffocating her.
1000 WAYS TO DIE PROFESSIONAL
Boris - Boris, a professional sword swallower, tries swallowing an umbrella but accidentally hits the release button and opened the umbrella, choking on it when he couldn't pull it out.JT - Stung to death by hornets after shooting their nest with a paintball gun, not knowing he was allergic to hornet venom.Sarah - Suffocated due to a lack of air, only helium, inside of a giant basketball.Jason - Suffocated due to a lack of air, only helium, inside of a giant basketball.Jesse Dale - Accidentally pulled inside of a working wood-chipper while trying to remove a stuck branch with his foot.Ian Campbell - Accidentally jumped out of a building to his death when he jumped at a safety glass window, usually ending up not hurt to impress women, but this time he fell 40 stories to the ground when the glass shattered.Unnamed Man - Tied to a tree, wrapped in animal skins, and then eaten alive by Vultures.He dies of a heat stroke in just 15 minutes.
Dalph Schmidt - Puts on a latex fish fetish suit and suffers hypothermia due to it being 97 degrees Fahrenheit outside (36 degrees Celsius). He later suffocates to death, having tried to claw his way out, only wearing his fingers to the bone. The poison fakes his death after two days and is buried alive. James - Paralyzed by a Haitian witch doctor with tetrodotoxin (TTX) for the man's brother over a land dispute. 2 Unnamed Friends - Paralyzed due to decompression sickness while riding in an airplane at twelve thousand feet after scuba-diving, crashes into the side of a mountain and explodes. Richard Paxon - Paralyzed due to decompression sickness while flying an airplane at twelve thousand feet after scuba-diving, crashes into the side of a mountain and explodes. Billy DeMayo - Locked inside meat freezer by his mafia boss for stealing meat and getting his bosses' grand daughter pregnant. Hector Madeira - Accidentally trapped inside industrial clothes dryer by work partner and spun around at temperatures of over 200 degrees Fahrenheit (93 degrees Celsius) for over six minutes. His other pets ate his body for over two weeks. Mark Vogal - Bitten by his pet Black Widow spider, Elvira, killed by neurotoxin when it gave him a heart attack. Lori Pathouson - Accidentally steps into a puddle with exposed wires with in it and touched a metal pole, electrocuted instantly. Bobby Joe - Bitten on the chest close to his heart by a rattlesnake, died minutes later. Milos Dudak - Accidentally buried underneath 3 tons of sand by drunken co-worker Tom McNamara, suffocated when the sand compressed his torso. Frank Soriani - Accidentally cut in half when run over by a truck, halves accidentally sent to different hospitals. 5.10 Death - Putting The "Fun" in Funeral. 5.3 Grave Decision: The Halloween Episode. 5.1 Special: Death By Request (The Deathies). 4.15 Death - The Gift That Last Forever. 
3.14 If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You. 3.11 Cure for the Common Death, Part II. 1.12 I See Dead People (And They're Cracking Me Up).
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